…but here’s to a good laugh! 🙂
Apparently these answers were given by high school students in response to music-related questions:
– The principal singer of 19th century opera was called pre-Madonna.
– Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
– Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
– All female parts were sung by castrati. We don’t know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.
– Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin’s Rap City in Blue.
– Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.
– A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
– Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.
– Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
– Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.